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If any of you know my dad he’s a jokester. If my dad was up at this podium it would be joke time, but I don’t know if any of the jokes he tells should be told over the microphone, so I’m just going to skip over that. Okay...
I hand you a timer with 1,387 days on it. Your clock starts counting down the moment you walk through those doors. Four years ago my timer started when I walked off